Of all the slang terms I’ve ever heard for a titty fuck I have to say that “making a hotdog” is my favourite.

I was already in my early thirties when I had my first titty fuck experience, I had just never dated a girl before then that really had big enough tits to make it work.

I could have tried with earlier girlfriends but you know the thing about it is that if it doesn’t really work the experience will be completely crap for both and the girl is going to feel shit about it and carry that around for a long time and you really don’t want that, so I really felt it best to avoid it entirely until I was sure it would work.

And then I met this recently divorced MILF who’s lawyer ex-husband had paid for new titties for her as recent as the summer before. She was horny as fuck and loved flaunting her perfect plastic tits. What a pleasure.

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